Says Who: Chelsea Handler

Q. Can bad boys be reformed?

A. Anyone can be reformed, but it's not your job to do it.  In my experience, trying to change someone usually results in just the opposite.  There are as many good boys as there are bad boys, and usually the good ones have nicer cars and less credit-card debt.  I like a guy who has as much or more success than I do.  If I wanted someone to take care of, I'd give birth.

-Cosmopolitan